Yesterday, Jon Gosselin said he regretted fondling so many women in public since his separation; and asked a judge to delay divorce proceedings against his estranged, annoying ex-wife.

The douchebag of a reality star claimed he wanted to “regain control over the future of our family” by postponing the official end to his marriage.

Now, Kate Gosselin has a response to this PR move: Bite me!

An friend of the grating mother says “Kate sees no reason to wait and drag this out. She doesn’t think Jon is being sincere in his comments. She thinks it’s all a publicity stunt.”

And Kate Gosselin knows a thing or two about publicity stunts! Almost as much as Jon knows about tagging every piece of tail that comes his way.

Now that this union appears headed for an official, legal end, only one question remains: Who will get divorced first, Jon and Kate; or Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian?

Actually, a second question is also pressing: Who sucks harder?

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