The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 67

Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 67th week. How does one play the Caption Contest?

  • Think of your best caption for the celebrity picture below.
  • Click “comments,” and fill out the form. That’s it.

This week’s picture: The dynamic duo of judges that help make American Idol so great … and prone to the occasional meltdown. Go to town, people

Spaula

Elisha Cuthbert: Complex Sloppy Seconds

Proving that she doesn’t need a disgraced, hockey-playing ex making lewd comments about her in order to make celebrity news headlines, the NHL’s hottest neighborhood bicycle, Elisha Cuthbert, heats up the pages of Complex magazine.

The actress hasn’t been in anything noteworthy in a while, but she’s still the hottest export from Canada since … well, Evangeline Lilly. Sorry, Elisha.

Complex Elisha Cuthbert

Yowza. We’re pretty sure this sentence has never been spoken before in the history of the English language, but you are one lucky man, Dion Phaneuf. And we’re not talking about the Calgary Flames’ lead in the Northwest Division.

Click to enlarge more Elisha Cuthbert photos from Complex …

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Kim and Kourtney Kardashian Kavort with Popkorn

It was play time for Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian last night.

The sisters hung out at the Pepsi Max Lounge in Tampa, a function room set up to hold pre-game parties prior to Sunday’s Super Bowl.

Playing with Popcorn

Who is better looking: Kim Kardashian or Kourtney Kardashian?

Kim Kardashian
Kourtney Kardashian

View Results

Click on the pics below for more shots of the sisters at this event. Warning: one of them truly showcases Kim’s enormous boobs…

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Presenting: The Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame!

As we talked about at the end of last year, 2008 was a great year for plastic surgery. But there’s plenty more where that came from - past and future!

Having said that, The Hollywood Gossip is pleased to announce its inaugural Celebrity Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame class of nine worthy inductees.

They aren’t the first, nor will they be the last, to go under the knife and alter their looks unnecessarily. But they most certainly are a deserving bunch.

Without further ado, let’s look at the Hall of Famers

Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery

The Hills‘ Heidi Montag was a cute girl, but decided that the stereotypical Hollywood bleach-blond tramp look worked better. At least she proudly admits it!

Brittany Murphy Plastic Surgery

Nice lips, Brittany Murphy. They really look better now that they’ve quadrupled in size. Makes you wonder why more girls don’t have this done as soon as they turn 12.

Jessica Simpson Plastic Surgery Pictures

Same with Jessica Simpson. No wonder Tony Romo’s cheating on her.

Tara Reid Plastic Surgery

There was a time in which Tara Reid was kind of cute. Then she became kind of addicted to unnecessary surgery, and kind of a skank. Okay, we lied. A HUGE skank.

Ashley Tisdale Plastic Surgery

High School Musical? More like High School Surgical! Sharpay? More like sharp knife!

Fergie Plastic Surgery

Fergie Ferg doesn’t just pee in her pants on stage - she gets her chin worked on before she even goes out there! Well, that’s the rumor anyway. What do you think?

Bruce Jenner Plastic Surgery

Bruce Jenner proves that even Olympic gold medalists need botox, rhinoplasties and God knows what else when they’re middle aged. We blame the krazy Kardashians.

Courtney Love Plastic Surgery

Courtney Love is very possibly the scariest human to have ever lived.

Michael Jackson Plastic Surgery

Okay, we take that back.

American Idol Audition of the Day: Jorge Nunez

Jorge Nunez.

Remember that name.

According to the latest round of American Idol spoilers, this aspiring singer has moved on to the final 36 of season eight.

Anyone that watched last night’s audition can understand why. Check it out now:

Jorge Nunez Audition

How far do you think Jorge Nunez can go this season?

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