Failing!

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Thery’re gonna have to work harder next season!

According to the Wall Street Journal, the home of Gossip Girl, the CW network is tanking.

The CBS/Time Warner co-venture lost 28% of its target audience of 18 to 34 year olds so far this season.

And, its ratings during this month’s “sweeps” period — the all-important measure upon which future advertising rates are set — are down about 22%.

According to an insider, if things don’t turn around dramatically one of the big partners is going to walk away.

The WSJ also points out that part of CW’s problem is that the demo its targeting spends a lot of its leisure time on the internet. Good for us!

And, the Writer’s Strike probably hastened the departure of the demo from traditional TV to the net.

Any of you youngins have advice for the suits?

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If You Are Gonna Be In Los Angeles…

Perezzz is hosting the sickest party!!!!

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You HAVE to come!

After the Robyn concert at the Wiltern, THE place to be in Los Angeles on Saturday night is going to be the official after-party, hosted by yours truly, P-Nasty.

The Cobrasnake is gonna take pictures, and Robyn herself is gonna DJ - with special guest sets also from our friends Jeremy Scott and Jeppe from Junior Senior.

Perez may even get behind the turntables and pick some songs for the DJs to spin.

It’s gonna be….

Ridiculously amazing to a whole new level!

It Was a JOKE People!

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Britney Lets It All Hang Out in Costa Rica

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Another Hollywood Baby Bump?!

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BRIT IN COSTA RICA!

We just snapped these exclusive pics of our girl Brit at a public beach in Samara, which is on the Guanacaste Peninsula on Costa Rica’s pacific coast. She’s currently on day two of her vacation with Mel Gibson, and it looks like she’s enjoying the sun and sand and getting a killer tan.

And that’s Brit’s agent, Jason Trawick, with her on the ATV! Is sun and sand with your client part of the job description? Is this business or pleasure???

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE GALLERY - YOU’VE GOTTA SEE IT!!!

The beach is near Mel's $30 million cattle ranch (which also has 155 feet of beachfront), and we gotta say, we're just a little bit jealous that they didn't invite us too!

X17 XCLUSIVE - Are Jess And Tony Back ON?

Is this a kiss? A friendly peck on the head?

Really, Tony, doesn’t Jessica deserve full-on tongue after she treated you to lunch wearing lingerie???!!!

I’m pretty sure Jess got this get-up at Kiki de Montparnasse yesterday during her sister’s bachelorette party. And the girl looks H-O-T!!! How can Tony resist??!!

Jess left the Roosevelt Hotel today around 1 pm and met up with Tony at Katsuya for a sushi lunch. After about an hour, the two emerged and Tony got behind the wheel of JS’s Range Rover and drove her home.

CHECK OUT THE GALLERY to see how it all went down!!!
So are they friends? Lovers? Just dates for Ash's wedding?

Will Smith's Six Degrees Of Education

Will Smith is behind the lease for the New Village Academy in Calabasas, California, which will be an independent pre-kindergarten through sixth-grade school opening this fall.

The school’s motto is “Spiral Up!” and it plans to renovate the new school site with new play equipment and new furniture, as well as paint and carpeting for the little kiddies.

No word yet on whether or not Smith’s kids will be enrolled at the school, as calls from Smith’s rep were not immediately returned.
First Oprah, then Madonna, and now Will? Which celeb will open their own school next?

BRITNEY ON THE BEACH!!!!

IT'S SCOOP AFTER SCOOP HERE AT X17!

OUR PHOTOGS ARE SENDING IN THEIR PIX OF BRITNEY ON THE BEACH IN COSTA RICA RIGHT NOW, SO STAY TUNED!!!

An Apple A Day…

…doesn’t keep the paps away - although Matthew McConaughey probably wishes it would!

We caught the soon-to-be dad, Matthew McConaughey out at a studio in Brentwood yesterday after spotting him running earlier that morning. Although the super-hunk declined to answer any of our photogs’ questions about his unborn child, he was still pleasant and courteous as he walked by chowing down on a Granny Smith. Thanks anyway, Matthew!

more pix inside …

Word is Matthew’s selling his baby’s pictures for a cool million - maybe he just doesn’t want to give anything away before the pix come out!

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