Tony Romo FAILS. Again. Simpson to the rescue.

Once again, Tony Romo FAILED miserably to take Americas Team, The Dallas Cowboys, past the first round of the playoffs. And this time, he did it in remarkable style by getting blown out by arch-rivals, The Eagles of Philadelphia. Have you ever seen a Philly crowd excited? It’s kind of gross, so that’s a double FAIL for Romo. Actually, wait, he completes the FAIL trifecta right here….

TMZ says, As if totally choking in the biggest game of the season weren’t bad enough, Tony Romo had to have Jessica “Yoko” Simpson rush to his side to help him with a little popped-out cartilage.

Basically, Romo passed out in the shower after the big FAIL and Simpson had to come help him. Supposedly it was an injury that caused him to pass out, but others speculate he took a peak at PacMan Jones with his towel off. Nevertheless, big FAILs on the report card all the way around. Hopefully he feels better. I mean, how bad can it be? His chick is hotter than everyone elses.

Miley Cyrus going out on New Years Eve?

This Buck guy, I can’t decide if I like him, or want him ran over by a large Mac Truck. Anyways, he is gossiping about Miley Cyrus and her Youtube videos. I think this guy is a bit soft, if you catch my drift. He starts bagging on Taylor Swift, which pretty much confirms he doesn’t dig chicks. I mean, who cares if Taylor can sing? Whatever, check it out if you like.

Jennifer Aniston chooses real friends over John Mayer.

Even after John Mayer helped her get all that media whoring attention to her number 1 holiday movie, Marley and Me, he has been demoted to Jen’s B-List New Year’s Eve lineup. Here is more from People.

While the couple appear to be staying in separate residences, their places are just a short drive away – and are connected by a private beach perfect for long walks at sunset.
Aniston is making a tradition of spending the holidays with the Arquettes, having spent a festive night out with them at Mastro’s Steakhouse in Beverly Hills on Christmas Eve.

So basically, if nothing better comes up, she calls John. I wonder if he will leave the Cabo strip clubs immediately when she calls? I wouldn’t. I’d make her wait. But that’s just me and I am not a nice guy. Particularly to hot starlets. I mean, I get them all the time also, John.

Black Dynamite, coming to Sundance 2009.

I’d like everyone to give me even as much as one reason that this will not be the greatest movie ever made. The trailer alone deserves an Academy Award. Finally, a reason to go back to the movies. And just more proof that black people are cooler than white people. I may finally be able to let go of what a terrible move Tropic Thunder ways.

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Katy Perry. Who knew about this?

Katy Perry has had a lot of recent media attention swarming her, as of late. Not only does she have a huge hit song out, but she is also the Los Angeles New Years Eve performer that Carson Daly will cut to throughout the night. Taking the promotions of herself up 10 more notches, Katy went to Mexico and broke down into a bikini. And who knew? She has a rocking body. This has to make her one of the best singers in the world. The power of the boobs I say. Well Katy, I know I will be watching you on NYE along with Carson Daly. I mean, just kidding, I am going to be out hanging out with an A-List crowd of hot chicks. So what time does your gig start anyways? Not for me, just asking for a friend. Anyways, here are some more Katy Perry bikini pictures. Enjoy.

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